Fuel Efficiency Geek Pillows

The new Ford Magneto boasts 87 mpg on the highway.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

I think I can...

The Heating Oil Problem.

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

Pot of Gold...

Sports futility vehicles

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

Zero Fuel Taxis

Car Pools.

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

Labor Day

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'