Fuel Economy Geek Pillows

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

I think I can...

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Sports futility vehicles

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

Pot of Gold...

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Zero Fuel Taxis

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'

Car Pools.

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

Facing a Cold Winter

The Gas Guzzler

"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."

Labor Day