Fuel Economy Geek Pillows

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

I think I can...

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Pot of Gold...

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Sports futility vehicles

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

Zero Fuel Taxis

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'

Car Pools.

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

Labor Day

The Gas Guzzler

Facing a Cold Winter

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."