Fuel Economy Fanatic Pillows

'Fuel surcharge, kid.'

Gas Pumping while Vaccumming out Money.

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

A man looks at a gas station sign that has a banner hanging from it that reads "Try our low, low 4.9% financing!".

"When!"

"The bad news is; I can't get it to go. The good news is; It'll be really low on fuel consumption."

'Good news. Our mortgage application for a tank of gas has been approved.'

'...and, once we've solved the fuel consumption problem, it should become a world beater.'

'I just need enough to fill my tank.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Could I trouble you for a cupful of petrol?

Gas Mileage/ Gadget.

Big Oil.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Snake in the grass...

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

I think I can...

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

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