Fuel Efficiency Fanatics Pillows

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

If petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.

"Back so soon?"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Run, Mike, Run!

The Heating Oil Problem.

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

I think I can...

NHS Efficiency Drive

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

Short Memories

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'I've got an idea for improving productivity...Stop having meetings and start working.'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

'I hear your distribution network is second to none.'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

Pot of Gold...

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'