Fuel Efficiency Fanatics Gifts

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

If petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.

"Back so soon?"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Run, Mike, Run!

The Heating Oil Problem.

NHS Efficiency Drive

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

I think I can...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Short Memories

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

'I've got an idea for improving productivity...Stop having meetings and start working.'

'I hear your distribution network is second to none.'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

Pot of Gold...

Sports futility vehicles