Fuel Efficiency Aficionado Gifts

The solution to $100 barrels of oil.

"...and the low fuel consumption means the more driving you do the more you save."

Carpooling with a motorbike

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Late/Too Late.

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Failure/Due Diligence

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

US Energy Needs.

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"We need to eliminate the middleman."