Fuel Economy Enthusiasts Gifts

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

'How many gallons per mile?'

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

US Energy Needs.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

I think I can...

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Gas prices up.

Short Memories

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Pot of Gold...

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."