Fuel Economy Enthusiasts Gifts

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

'How many gallons per mile?'

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

US Energy Needs.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

I think I can...

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Short Memories

Gas prices up.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Pot of Gold...

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

Oil Profits

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'