Fuel Economy Fanatic T-Shirts

'Fuel surcharge, kid.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

A man looks at a gas station sign that has a banner hanging from it that reads "Try our low, low 4.9% financing!".

"When!"

"The bad news is; I can't get it to go. The good news is; It'll be really low on fuel consumption."

'Good news. Our mortgage application for a tank of gas has been approved.'

'...and, once we've solved the fuel consumption problem, it should become a world beater.'

'I just need enough to fill my tank.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Could I trouble you for a cupful of petrol?

Gas Mileage/ Gadget.

Big Oil.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Snake in the grass...

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

I think I can...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Short Memories

Gas prices up.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'