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"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Fuel economy.

"More!"

The Gas Guzzler

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

Labor Day

I think I can...

Size Matters.

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'How many gallons per mile?'

'On the bright side, it gets nearly 40 miles per gallon!'

"58 M.P.G. easy.."

'With ever-rising gas prices, let's hear a few words from the man who gave us the guzzler/8, our chief design engineer!'

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

Late/Too Late.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Failure/Due Diligence

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'