Fuel Efficiency Fanatic Prints

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Fuel economy.

"More!"

The Gas Guzzler

"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

Labor Day

I think I can...

Size Matters.

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'How many gallons per mile?'

'On the bright side, it gets nearly 40 miles per gallon!'

"58 M.P.G. easy.."

'With ever-rising gas prices, let's hear a few words from the man who gave us the guzzler/8, our chief design engineer!'

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

Late/Too Late.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Failure/Due Diligence

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."