SUV fillup.
Fuel Economy Aficionado Prints
Decorate their den or garage with a striking print that captures their love for fuel economy — a bold statement piece for any enthusiast’s collection.
Sports Inflatable Vehicle.
"I was a truck driver and delivered diesel to gas station. My boss had to declare bankruptcy - he could no longer pay the diesel for our trucks."
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."
'Are we broke yet?'
"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"
US Energy Needs.
GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.
Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road
Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.
"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."
'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'
"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."
I think I can...
"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."
"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."
Gas prices up.
Short Memories
May or May not be Hazardous Material...
'Do you have poop points?'
Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!
The New Modern-Day Lament.
"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"
"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"
Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'
'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'
Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"
"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."
Sports futility vehicles
"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"
'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'
'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'
"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."
"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."
Fuel Economy Aficionado Prints Collection
Fuel Economy Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of fuel efficiency-themed mugs—perfect for eco-savvy drivers who love clever ideas to start their day.
Fuel Economy Aficionado Pillows
Find cozy pillows featuring witty fuel-saving slogans—ideal for adding personality and comfort to any eco-conscious space.
Fuel Economy Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our fuel economy T-shirts that combine style and humor—great for drivers passionate about saving fuel and making a statement.