Fuel Economics Aficionado Pillows

"I have a terrible cash flow problem. It all flows into the tank, through the engine and out the exhaust."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

US Energy Needs.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Propane Supply

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Short Memories

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The last drop of oil...

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Diesel Prices

Pot of Gold...

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Sorry Fuel Crisis

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Gasoline fuel theft

Facing a Cold Winter

"... I slow for petrol"

"You're not going anywhere to drill for oil - I have the keys to the truck!"