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"I have a terrible cash flow problem. It all flows into the tank, through the engine and out the exhaust."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

US Energy Needs.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Propane Supply

Short Memories

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The last drop of oil...

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

Sorry Fuel Crisis

Pot of Gold...

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Diesel Prices

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

Gasoline fuel theft

Facing a Cold Winter

"You're not going anywhere to drill for oil - I have the keys to the truck!"