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Facing a Cold Winter

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Are we broke yet?'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Oil shock.

The Heating Oil Problem.

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Propane Supply

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

The last drop of oil...

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Fill In The Blanks.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

History of Gasoline.

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

A fuel gauge hits empty

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'

Gasoline fuel theft

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

Losing Money on Gas.

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

Supreme Gas

World Demand Price Up

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely