Fuel Analyst T-Shirts

"Going up is okay - just not up as high as it was..."

'How come gas prices go up more in summer,when people drive more?'

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

Supreme Gas

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Are we broke yet?'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

US Energy Needs.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Critical Ethanol report

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

There's no real oil emergency...

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

Bump in the road.

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

Energy trap.

Camel In The Tent

What We're Fighting For