Fuel Analyst T-Shirts

"Going up is okay - just not up as high as it was..."

'How come gas prices go up more in summer,when people drive more?'

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

Supreme Gas

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Are we broke yet?'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

US Energy Needs.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Critical Ethanol report

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

Camel In The Tent

What We're Fighting For

Energy trap.

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

There's no real oil emergency...

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Bump in the road.

"It was originally built for fracking but the tourist thing seems to be working out OK."

Propane Supply

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'