Fossil Fuel Analyst T-Shirts

Oil Always Comes First.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

US Energy Needs.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Critical Ethanol report

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

Bump in the road.

Camel In The Tent

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

What We're Fighting For

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

There's no real oil emergency...

Energy trap.

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"It was originally built for fracking but the tourist thing seems to be working out OK."

Short Memories

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'

Russian Gas Supply to Europe

'I felt the earth move as well, it's the Fracking operation up the road.'