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Oil Always Comes First.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

US Energy Needs.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Critical Ethanol report

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Energy trap.

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

What We're Fighting For

Camel In The Tent

Bump in the road.

There's no real oil emergency...

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"It was originally built for fracking but the tourist thing seems to be working out OK."

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'

Russian Gas Supply to Europe

'I felt the earth move as well, it's the Fracking operation up the road.'