Fuel Forecast Analyst T-Shirts

A fuel gauge hits empty

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Are we broke yet?'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

US Energy Needs.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Critical Ethanol report

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

There's no real oil emergency...

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

Camel In The Tent

Bump in the road.

What We're Fighting For

Energy trap.

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

"It was originally built for fracking but the tourist thing seems to be working out OK."

Propane Supply

'I felt the earth move as well, it's the Fracking operation up the road.'

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"