Fuel Forecast Analyst T-Shirts

A fuel gauge hits empty

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Are we broke yet?'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

US Energy Needs.

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Critical Ethanol report

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

Bump in the road.

What We're Fighting For

Energy trap.

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

There's no real oil emergency...

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Camel In The Tent

"It was originally built for fracking but the tourist thing seems to be working out OK."

Propane Supply

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'

Russian Gas Supply to Europe

'I felt the earth move as well, it's the Fracking operation up the road.'