Fuel Price Analysts T-Shirts

'I've come for your car's gasoline.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Propane Supply

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Fill In The Blanks.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

The last drop of oil...

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

History of Gasoline.

A fuel gauge hits empty

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

Supreme Gas

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

Facing a Cold Winter

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

World Demand Price Up

He asked for it!

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

Gas prices.

Gas 39.9 Gal Reg. April Fuel!

Vulture oil inc.