Fuel Price Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'The only reason I bought it, is because it had a tankful of gas.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas prices up.

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'Do you have poop points?'

Gas eyedropper.

Fill In The Blanks.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

History of Gasoline.

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Gas Prices

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

Oil Profits

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

Transporter Strikes in Spain

World Demand Price Up

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

Petrol.

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

Grades of booze