Fuel Price Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'The only reason I bought it, is because it had a tankful of gas.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

Gas eyedropper.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Fill In The Blanks.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

History of Gasoline.

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Gas Prices

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

Oil Profits

ATM at gas station.

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

Petrol.

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

Transporter Strikes in Spain

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

Grades of booze

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'