Fuel Price Nerd T-Shirts

He asked for it!

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

Gas eyedropper.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

Fill In The Blanks.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

History of Gasoline.

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Gas Prices

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down..."

World Demand Price Up

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

'The price of gas went up while you were filling up.'

'How come gas prices go up more in summer,when people drive more?'

Vulture oil inc.

"What kind of security can we offer for the loan? With the rising prices on natural gas, my husband is worth an absolute fortune."

Gas prices.