Fuel Price Pundit T-Shirts

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

Fuel panic gauge.

"This must be 'over the hill to the poorhouse'!'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Energy trap.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas eyedropper.

Fill In The Blanks.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

History of Gasoline.

Sorry, buddy, but we can't go that extra mile for customers any more with the price of gas.

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

World Demand Price Up

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

He asked for it!

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

"I don't think it was a mirage..."

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'

Vulture oil inc.

Gas prices.

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'