Fuel Price Pundit Gifts

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

Fuel panic gauge.

"This must be 'over the hill to the poorhouse'!'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

Energy trap.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

Gas eyedropper.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Fill In The Blanks.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

History of Gasoline.

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Sorry, buddy, but we can't go that extra mile for customers any more with the price of gas.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

I'm angry at the oil companies, aren't I? Fuel price anger counseling. – $25. You're right. It's really me I'm angry at. I'm a fossil fuel addict, is that it? The fact I pay soaring prices reminds me of my weakness and inability to change my behavior! Breakthrough … let's talk about my mom. Zzz.

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

World Demand Price Up

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

He asked for it!

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

Gas prices.

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'