Petrol Price Pundit Gifts

'Someone tried to smuggle in a condom full of petrol today.'

Sorry, buddy, but we can't go that extra mile for customers any more with the price of gas.

Could I trouble you for a cupful of petrol?

Energy trap.

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Petrol Suicide

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

Fill In The Blanks.

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

History of Gasoline.

Farmer Problems

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

World Demand Price Up

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

He asked for it!

"I don't think it was a mirage..."

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'