Oil Price Pundit Gifts

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

Davos.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

Euro fall...

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Liquidity Lunch

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

Energy trap.

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

'What! Nobody thought to bring a paddle?'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

I might have granted your loan request, if it wasn't written on a beer mat.

Cards Galore.

'I need a loan that would make me too big to fail.'

Major Wall Street players.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'I'd like one of those loans I won't have to pay back.'

'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?'

Bank of England Base Rates.

Only 93 shopping days 'til the next depression