Oil Price Pundit Prints

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

Davos.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

Euro fall...

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Liquidity Lunch

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

Energy trap.

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

I might have granted your loan request, if it wasn't written on a beer mat.

Major Wall Street players.

Cards Galore.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'I need a loan that would make me too big to fail.'

'I'd like one of those loans I won't have to pay back.'

'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?'

Bank of England Base Rates.

Monday is 'Casino Night'.

Only 93 shopping days 'til the next depression

Euro crisis.