Petroleum Pundits Gifts

Farmer Problems

Skeptic Tank.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

'The Final Merger'

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020

Beef Stew.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Voter Suppression

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

Coronation Civil Rights

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

America eager for war

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'What's that? None of our creditors will lend us money? Then call Google ... ask them!!

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

Before the Fall

Oil Price

'What the hell good are new federal regulations if they don't have teeth?'

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

"It wasn't until I discovered how much the upper one per cent were losing on dividends that I became a truly compassionate conservative."