Oil Critic Gifts

'You've got to overcome your dependency on fossil fuels.'

Blood and oil on African soil

Hooked . . . to oil.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Russia Money Laundering

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

Republican politics!

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Oil in Nigeria.

Capitalism gone nuts!

Energy trap.

The Pope Code

Too big to fail

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Dollars Press Conference

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

Wall Street In Jail

The euro as a monster

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

Capitalism

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

"Your insurance company decided the heart surgery isn't necessary, but they said they'd approve breast augmentation."

Where HMO's are headed

'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear."

Moanathon.