Oil Critic Prints

'You've got to overcome your dependency on fossil fuels.'

Blood and oil on African soil

Hooked . . . to oil.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Russia Money Laundering

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

Republican politics!

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Oil in Nigeria.

Capitalism gone nuts!

Dollars Press Conference

The euro as a monster

Too big to fail

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Energy trap.

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

Wall Street In Jail

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

New uses for excess coal

Where HMO's are headed

Big oil.

'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'

Moanathon.

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear."

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.