Oil Analyst Gifts

Falling Oil Prices

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

US Energy Needs.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

Portfolio, 2011

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Critical Ethanol report

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Micro and Macro Department,

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

Industrial Beautification van

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

Energy trap.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

What We're Fighting For

Bump in the road.

There's no real oil emergency...

Camel In The Tent

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'