Oil And Gas Analyst Gifts

Putin.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

US Energy Needs.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Critical Ethanol report

Take me to your leader. . .

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

Energy trap.

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

Bump in the road.

What We're Fighting For

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

There's no real oil emergency...

Camel In The Tent

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"It was originally built for fracking but the tourist thing seems to be working out OK."

'I felt the earth move as well, it's the Fracking operation up the road.'

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

Russian Gas Supply to Europe