Energy Analyst Gifts

' Nuclear power'

New windmills to fight?

'Bad news... we've run out of unlimited resources.'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'I'm very pleased to report to the shareholders that as a result of conservation efforts and our use of alternative energy sources, we have been able to eliminate the entire big toe from our carbon footprint.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Half Price Oil Barrels

TV screen: 'It's 10pm - do you know how the US power grid is holding up?'

falling oil prices bargain barrel

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'Nuclear is certainly more dangerous than green.'

Rising gas prices.

'They're still using that greasy kid stuff.'

Oilfields.

'Office of Affordable Energy'

"Gas, is it the future?"

The U.S. Energy Policy maze.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

Plutonium

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

"Uh, oh...the later it gets the more money I spend, the better she's looking."

Biofuel or cooking oil - fuel/food crisis.

OPEC - Oil Pricks Engaged in Conspiracy.

"Now I wish the war had been about the oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"Given the constant increase in energy prices, perhaps we should hope for...climate change."

Coronavirus and the Stock Market

'Thank you, Vladimir.'

"Hei ho, hei ho, to the lithium mine we go..."

Putin sitting on gas and oil

"By the time we'd lobbied the government, got planning permission, raised capital, put the job out to tender and built it we didn't need it any more!"

'But what if we do switch to gas, and then the cost goes through the roof?'