Energy Analyst Gifts

' Nuclear power'

'Bad news... we've run out of unlimited resources.'

New windmills to fight?

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'I'm very pleased to report to the shareholders that as a result of conservation efforts and our use of alternative energy sources, we have been able to eliminate the entire big toe from our carbon footprint.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

TV screen: 'It's 10pm - do you know how the US power grid is holding up?'

falling oil prices bargain barrel

Half Price Oil Barrels

'They're still using that greasy kid stuff.'

'Nuclear is certainly more dangerous than green.'

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Rising gas prices.

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

The U.S. Energy Policy maze.

'Office of Affordable Energy'

"Gas, is it the future?"

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Oilfields.

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

"Uh, oh...the later it gets the more money I spend, the better she's looking."

Plutonium

OPEC - Oil Pricks Engaged in Conspiracy.

Biofuel or cooking oil - fuel/food crisis.

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

"Hei ho, hei ho, to the lithium mine we go..."

Coronavirus and the Stock Market

Fuel.

Gazprom Dealer

Give us today our daily bread!

Dept.of energy.

U.S. energy needs

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."