Energy Price Analyst Gifts

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

US Energy Needs.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Critical Ethanol report

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Camel In The Tent

There's no real oil emergency...

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Bump in the road.

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

What We're Fighting For

Energy trap.

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

"It was originally built for fracking but the tourist thing seems to be working out OK."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'