Price Analysts Gifts

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

EU and India partnership.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"Tariffs"

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Travel looks strong!

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

Portfolio, 2011