Energy Price Analyst T-Shirts

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

US Energy Needs.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Critical Ethanol report

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

Energy trap.

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

What We're Fighting For

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Camel In The Tent

There's no real oil emergency...

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Bump in the road.

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

"It was originally built for fracking but the tourist thing seems to be working out OK."

Home Heating Oil

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'