Price Analyst T-Shirts

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Yes, two thousand dollars does seem expensive but remember, that's in today's dollars.'

'History repeats itself.'-'Yes, and every time it does, the price goes up.'

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Dadonomics

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Is your tap water free? Of course, fine sir. So is everything in it: The pollutants and chemicals … the countless microorganisms that cause allergies and grotesque diseases … all of which cost far more money to treat than the cost of bottled water. (Sigh) Fine. One bottle water, please. That'll be $6.99. I'm not sure what's worse: Countless microorganisms of one big greedy macroorganism. I'm done filling all the bottles from the tap, boss.

'That's a shocker,Ted-the cost of living gone up 40 pence a bottle!'

Prices of oil

Coffee prices.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

EU and India partnership.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"Tariffs"

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"