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'Sorry. In the time it took you to get out your credit card the price of smokes went up another 30 cents.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Stephen King's latest horror novel: 'Healthcare reform debate'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Unfortunately my weight is like the stock market. In the short run it goes up and down, but over the long term in keeps reaching new heights.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

The Price of Nothing

Consortia set to take over

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Sadder and Wiser Investment Co.

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

Dadonomics

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

Room for Error

"Blame the messenger."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

Cards. Birthday. I don't know if 50 is the new 40, but apparently $4.95 is the new buck-fifty!

'I'd say my client's position was more agitated than distressed.'

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'