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'Sorry. In the time it took you to get out your credit card the price of smokes went up another 30 cents.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

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'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

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'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Sadder and Wiser Investment Co.

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

Dadonomics

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

Room for Error

"Blame the messenger."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

'I'd say my client's position was more agitated than distressed.'

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

'Don't blame me darling, it's due to the bad winter, global warming, commodity scarcity, fuel price rises, the increase in the wealth of China, market rent rises and inflation.'