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'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

"Have a nice day?"

'Don't blame me darling, it's due to the bad winter, global warming, commodity scarcity, fuel price rises, the increase in the wealth of China, market rent rises and inflation.'

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Bureau of Inflation.

'What a bargain!'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Chicago School of Home Economics

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Short Memories

Gas prices up.

Moanathon.

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

"We need to reduce our overheads."

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

Art attack.

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Gas price rollercoaster.

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

"No sir. That isn't the artist's telephone number. That's the price tag"

'Why is it when they reduce the calories in a product, they always increase the price?'

"Expensive? Yes, but I don't exploit my mother."