Property Price Analyst T-Shirts

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

House hunting is cruel.

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

Repossessions

See the house whose property taxes were raised

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'Look, they're slowing down.'

Dadonomics

Affordable housing

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

'My bubble burst!'

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

UK house prices drop by 1.3%

"In today's market, this little gem with a view won't last long."

'Does my boom look big in this?...'

"Ha! Buying a house just so you can live in it. I'll never understand young people."

"This one's called. Make Me An Offer."