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'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Igloo sales

House hunting is cruel.

Repossessions

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'They're playing house.'

Dog Realtor

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Sadder and Wiser Investment Co.

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

'Look, they're slowing down.'

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

"It's got a great view!"

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge