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'This is about all we have in your price range!'

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

New Home

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

At the market

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Home Sweet Second Home.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

Igloo sales

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'They're playing house.'

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Dog Realtor

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Jack and the Beanie stock.

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.