Property Market Explorer Gifts

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

New Home

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

At the market

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Home Sweet Second Home.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Igloo sales

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

'They're playing house.'

Realty. Remember

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Dog Realtor

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''