Property Markets Gifts

"This one's called. Make Me An Offer."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

Real Estate Personals

Home Sweet Second Home.

An exaggeration of estate agents

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'It's all about location, location, location!'

Home Foreclosed Home.

Igloo sales

Turtle Home

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'They're playing house.'

House hunting is cruel.

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."