Property Market Buff Gifts

Shoe house.

"I think we have mice in the walls."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Location, Location!

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Igloo sales

Turtle Home

'Well, yes... The cellar IS a bit damp. But therefore the rent is really low!'

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

The King and His Real Estate Advisors

For Sale

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.'

For Sale By Owner

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"This is my 'country house.' I also have a duplex in the city."

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

'The meaning of life is location,location,location.'

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'