Real Estate Buff Gifts

'Would you mind stepping away from the picture window? You're subtracting from our house's curb appeal.'

'Something in brick.'

'So, what are the neighbors like? Delicious?'

The King and His Real Estate Advisors

'Why's it so cheap?' - 'Some wild rumour about a fault line.'

"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'The meaning of life is location,location,location.'

'I can't afford to move, so I'm having an extension done.'

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

'Explain to me again how this 'short sale' works.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell."

'You'll need to put these on before the inspection.'

'I'm not sure we'll be able to sell your property. Since all this talk of global warming, the north pole isn't the prime location it once was.'

Igloo sales

We Buy Houses-Sticks & Straw Only

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"You will be mine!"

Nowadays when we say 'front yard', we mean it literally.

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

"Well, then, if and when you do consider moving, would you let us know?"

'Thank goodness.'

"Bad news-the cost of shoes is going back up."

"Did I mention it needed a little work?"

"Well, you know what they say...geo-location, geo-location, geo-location!"

For Sale

House Hunters

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

"I can't believe that house is for sale again!"

"Remember to storm the castle without damaging the structure, or the property would lose value in the real estate market."

Snail Homes

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

'Is this flat high up?.'

'It's high density affordable housing Sir, but we think we can pass it off as a model village.'