Real Estate Geek Gifts

Searching for a gift for a real estate geek? Our curated selection features witty, clever items that celebrate their love for properties, homes, and architecture. Whether it's a quirky mug or a chic print, surprise them with a gift that matches their passion for real estate.

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"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!" mockup

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

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Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage). mockup

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

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'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.' mockup

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

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Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?' mockup

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.' mockup

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

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At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift. mockup

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

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"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?" mockup

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

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"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today." mockup

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

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"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!" mockup

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

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Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.' mockup

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

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Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location! mockup

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

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"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood." mockup

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

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Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet. mockup

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

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"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..." mockup

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

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"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!" mockup

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

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"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime." mockup

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

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Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire." mockup

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

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'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?' mockup

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

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'For Sale by Neighbor'

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"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?" mockup

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

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'The owner plays in the NBA.'

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'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.' mockup

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

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Emigrating to France.

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'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.' mockup

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

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Mouse real estate!

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A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.". mockup

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

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"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king." mockup

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

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"Sold his air rights."

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"I couldn't keep up the payments." mockup

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

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'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.' mockup

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

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'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor mockup

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

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'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!' mockup

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

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Real Estate Geek Gifts Collection

Real Estate Geek Mugs

Explore our range of real estate-themed mugs to find the perfect humorous or stylish cup for your property enthusiast.

Real Estate Geek Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows featuring real estate designs, adding personality and comfort to their living space.

Real Estate Geek Prints

Discover our stunning art prints perfect for property lovers. Add an architectural touch to their home or office décor.

Real Estate Geek T-Shirts

Browse our collection of funny and stylish t-shirts designed for real estate fans. Find the perfect casual wear gift today.