Quirky Real Estate Enthusiast Gifts

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Mouse real estate!

"Well, it was worth a try."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Who Let the Dawg In?

An exaggeration of estate agents

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'They're playing house.'

Castle Realty. Of course, for resale value, I'd suggest converting the dungeon into a rec room.

Estate Agents: Executive Homes

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'Is the fire included?'

Don't worry dear, he only bites untrustworthy morgage brokers!

"Call off the siege. It's being converted into ninety-three units of coöperative housing."

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"This place is cheap now, but rates go way up during hibernation season."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'Now we've had our loft changed into a bedroom, the vicar's preaching to the converted.'

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

'Let's sell the house and move into your tax shelter.'

Real estate.

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