Quirky Property Admirer Gifts

The owner is motivated.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Look, son, real estate."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Mouse real estate!

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'This is close enough.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

Shoe house.

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

"We've townsized."

Estate Agent Office

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

Will build to suit myself.

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'