Quirky Property Enthusiast Gifts

"I was thinking more of an extinct volcano or abandoned space station."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Look, son, real estate."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

An exaggeration of estate agents

Mouse real estate!

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'This is close enough.'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

William and Real Estate

"For sale £470,000 house included"

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.