Quirky Property Lover Gifts

'I always wanted a home on the range.'

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

"I figure I could get eighty grand for it now .... if someone wanted a treehouse."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Home Sweet Second Home.

Mouse real estate!

An exaggeration of estate agents

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'This is close enough.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.