"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."
Quirky Property Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift for a quirky property collector? Explore our fun and clever selection of products that nod to their passion for unique buildings, real estate nuances, and their charming obsession with properties. From humorous mugs to witty prints, find the perfect gift that mixes creativity with their love for all things property. These gifts are tailored to bring a smile and celebrate their intriguing hobby.
"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."
Larry's used art
Seagiraffes
"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."
'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
"Will you have a Sphinx?"
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
Raincloud Umbrella
"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."
Duck Hunt
Thinks he's too cool for school.
Early cyborg.
Best before 65 million BC.
"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."
"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."
Ice shelfie.
"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."
"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."
"Now, why didn't I think of that?"
'Anorak anoraks'.
A trevor of trainspotters
Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.
"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."
"Things are looking up!"
"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."
Dog selling toilet water on front lawn
'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'
It's great for pulling the birds!
Inflating Boobs.
"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...
"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."
Quirky Property Collector Gifts Collection
Quirky Property Collector Mugs
Discover our full range of quirky property collector mugs—perfect for adding humor to their mornings and showcasing their unique passion.
Quirky Property Collector Pillows
Find the perfect quirky pillows for property lovers—brighten their space with humor and personality.
Quirky Property Collector Prints
Browse our humorous prints designed for property collectors—perfect for decorating and celebrating their passion with style.
Quirky Property Collector T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty T-shirts for property enthusiasts—great for casual days and showing off their quirky interests.